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* The Alex Muller Award for Presentness: [[Vivan Jayant]]
* The Alex Muller Award for Presentness: [[Vivan Jayant]]
* Friendliest Member: [[Matt Johnson]]
* Friendliest Member: [[Matt Johnson]]
* Most Parental: Sarah Pickles
* Most Parental: [[Sarah Pickles]]
* Nicest Member: Sarah Pickles
* Nicest Member: [[Sarah Pickles]]
* Best Social Costume: Sarah Pickles
* Best Social Costume: [[Sarah Pickles]]
* Best Willow Moment: [[Sam Nicholson]]
* Best Willow Moment: [[Sam Nicholson]]
* Best Sound Bite: [[Emma Bennett]]
* Best Sound Bite: [[Emma Bennett]]
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* Best Use of the Costume Drawer: [[Greg Ebdon]]
* Best Use of the Costume Drawer: [[Greg Ebdon]]
* Best Nickname: [[Marie Mills|Marie N'Giggidy Giggidy Ba-Ba Mills]] (courtesy of [[Steven Perring]])
* Best Nickname: [[Marie Mills|Marie N'Giggidy Giggidy Ba-Ba Mills]] (courtesy of [[Steven Perring]])
* Ethnic Sensitivity: Marie Mills
* Ethnic Sensitivity: [[Marie Mills]]
* Best Dressed: [[Michael Miller]]
* Best Dressed: [[Michael Miller]]
* Most Likely Flasher: [[Michael Chislett]]
* Most Likely Flasher: [[Michael Chislett]]
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* The Longest Member: Alina Selega
* The Longest Member: Alina Selega
* The Animal Likeness Award: [[Marcus Tibbitts]]
* The Animal Likeness Award: [[Marcus Tibbitts]]
* The Poser Award: Michael Miller
* The Poser Award: [[Michael Miller]]
* The Resistance Award: [[Samuel Crowley]]
* The Resistance Award: [[Samuel Crowley]]
* The Sobriety Award: [[Alex Balmer]]
* The Sobriety Award: [[Alex Balmer]]
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* The Bew Award (for Doing a Bew): Sarah David<ref name="dave2014">[https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10258313_10151846172684159_582584804654153973_o.jpg Sarah David's Facebook wall photo]</ref>
* The Bew Award (for Doing a Bew): Sarah David<ref name="dave2014">[https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10258313_10151846172684159_582584804654153973_o.jpg Sarah David's Facebook wall photo]</ref>
* The Alex Muller Award for Presentness: Marie Mills
* The Alex Muller Award for Presentness: Marie Mills
* Best Father: Matt Johnson
* Best Father: [[Matt Johnson]]
* Best Mother: Greg Ebdon
* Best Mother: [[Greg Ebdon]]
* Best Photographer: [[Charlotte Boyle]]<ref name="dave2014" />
* Best Photographer: [[Charlotte Boyle]]<ref name="dave2014" />
* Best Speech: [[Kieron Moore]]
* Best Speech: [[Kieron Moore]]
* Best Dressed: [[Tess Humphrey]]
* Best Dressed: [[Tess Humphrey]]
* Best Hair: [[Rachael Sherlock]]
* Best Hair: [[Rachael Sherlock]]
* Best Couple: Sam Nicholson & the Servers
* Best Couple: [[Sam Nicholson]] & the Servers
* Best Blagger: Steven Perring
* Best Blagger: [[Steven Perring]]
* Nicest Member: [[Liz Pascoe]]
* Nicest Member: [[Liz Pascoe]]
* The Stolen Member Award: [[Alex Williams]]
* The Stolen Member Award: [[Alex Williams]]
* The 'I'll Do My Degree Tomorrow' Award: Sarah Pickles
* The 'I'll Do My Degree Tomorrow' Award: [[Sarah Pickles]]
* The Sobriety Award: Sanat Misra
* The Sobriety Award: Sanat Misra
* The 'England Isn't a Country' Award: [[Sarah David]]<ref name="dave2014" />
* The 'England Isn't a Country' Award: [[Sarah David]]<ref name="dave2014" />
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* The Sparkly Award: [[April Micallef]]
* The Sparkly Award: [[April Micallef]]
* The Microphone Award: Vivan Jayant
* The Microphone Award: Vivan Jayant
* The Smiley Award: Emma Bennett
* The Smiley Award: [[Emma Bennett]]
* The Paid Member Award: Alex Muller
* The Paid Member Award: [[Alex Muller]]
* The NaSTA'd Award: [[John Caine]]
* The NaSTA'd Award: [[John Caine]]
* Gotta Catch 'Em All (The Pokémon Award): [[Alex Buckley]]
* Gotta Catch 'Em All (The Pokémon Award): [[Alex Buckley]]


=== 2013 ===
=== 2013 ===
* Sports Personality of the Year: Matt Johnson
* Sports Personality of the Year: [[Matt Johnson]]
* The Bew Award (for Doing a Bew): Marie Mills
* The Bew Award (for Doing a Bew): [[Marie Mills]]
* The 'Are You Even Human?' Award: Greg Ebdon
* The 'Are You Even Human?' Award: [[Greg Ebdon]]
* The 'I Don't Know What the Fuck You Do, But It's Fucking Awesome' Award: [[Robert Walker]]
* The 'I Don't Know What the Fuck You Do, But It's Fucking Awesome' Award: [[Robert Walker]]
* The 'He Doesn't Even Go Here' Award: Alex Williams
* The 'He Doesn't Even Go Here' Award: [[Alex Williams]]
* Best Dressed: Kieron Moore
* Best Dressed: [[Kieron Moore]]
* Best Hair: [[Peter Eskdale]]
* Best Hair: [[Peter Eskdale]]
* Best Arse: [[Matt Judge]]
* Best Arse: [[Matt Judge]]
* YSTV Mum: [[Helen Hobin]]
* YSTV Mum: [[Helen Hobin]]
* YSTV Dad: John Caine
* YSTV Dad: [[John Caine]]
* YSTV Fairy Godmother: Sarah Pickles
* YSTV Fairy Godmother: [[Sarah Pickles]]
* YSTV Kleptomaniac: [[Lucy Walters]]
* YSTV Kleptomaniac: [[Lucy Walters]]
* The Water Cooler Award: Lucy Walters
* The Water Cooler Award: Lucy Walters
* Least Depraved and Furthest Away from [[Josh Hunter]]'s Squalid Pit of Debauchery: [[David Heaton]]
* Least Depraved and Furthest Away from [[Josh Hunter]]'s Squalid Pit of Debauchery: [[David Heaton]]
* Bowie of the Year: [[Emily Torricelli]]
* Bowie of the Year: [[Emily Torricelli]]
* King of the Willow: Chris Wall
* King of the Willow: [[Chris Wall]]
* Most Traitorous: [[Adam Taylor]]
* Most Traitorous: [[Adam Taylor]]
* Classiest Member: [[Megan Hollinghurst]]
* Classiest Member: [[Megan Hollinghurst]]

Revision as of 01:49, 22 June 2017

The FLOPPYs are a joke awards event started in 2006 in response to the dreadfulness of the YUMAs that year. They were created by Matthew Tole and Sarah Leese, the new and outgoing Station Directors at the time. They were named the FLOPPYs because that was the best object they could come up for prizes - floppy disks. After some discussion, it became an acronym: For the Love Of the People and Programmes of YSTV.

The awards continued after 2006 with many regular categories, including Nicest Member. New awards were also introduced including The Bew Award (for Doing a Bew), named after Emma Bew and the Alex Muller Award for Presentness. In recent years, the floppy disks have been augmented with (uncategorised) Deeply Valued Departed discs for the graduating members. Traditionally the awards are organised by the new and outgoing Station Directors and the Social Sec, and held upstairs at Evil Eye.

Awards by Year

The point of the FLOPPYs is to give every active member at least one award.

2006

In 2006, the FLOPPYs were held on the steps of York Minster, after the YSTV End of Term Meal. They were presented by Matthew Tole and Sarah Leese who had spent an afternoon coming up with the awards, nominations and winners!

Show Awards
  • Least Original Programme: LipSync
  • Most Over Used Set: YSTV Week Set
  • Best New Show: YSTV Sport
People Awards
  • Human Encyclopedia Award: Richard Ash
  • Most Travelled Member: Rob Humphrey
  • Best Foreign Member: Iain Cooke
  • Meglomaniac Award: Rowan de Pomerai
  • Society Dinosaur: Selbysaurus
  • Most Fertile: Rick Selby
  • Kev Loves That Stuff Award (for the person who has loved the most stuff this year): Kevin Larkin
  • Fruit Award: Ian Martindale
  • Best Oldgoer: Dave Baker
  • Back In My Day award: Rob Humphrey
  • Humanitarian Award (for the person who had to put up with Ian the most): David Furey
  • One Word award: Sarah Cheyne ("Sorry")
  • Best Bullshitter Award: James Blackshaw
  • Most Compulsive Member: Ian Martindale
  • Most Opinionated Member: Rowan de Pomerai
  • Windiest Member: Rick Selby
  • Nicest Member: Sarah Cheyne
  • Wildlife Award: Matthew Tole
  • Most pregnant cockney ex-station director: Sarah Leese
  • Lifetime achievement award: Rob Humphrey
  • YSTV Personality of the year: Kev Larkin

2010

2011

Compiled from photos by Viv Chung.

2012

Compiled from photos by Viv Chung.

2013

2014

2015

  • YSTV Mum: Sarah Mesterton-Gibbons
  • YSTV Mum 2: Rachel Burns
  • Our Favourite Biscuit: Matt Johnson
  • Virtual Reality: Robert Walker
  • Go the F**k to Sleep: Kenric Yuen
  • The Last Man Standing: Peter Eskdale
  • Nicest Member: Grace Winpenny
  • Stolen Member: Sam Willcocks
  • Creepy Uncle: Alick Perigo
  • Best Hair: Sophie Monks

2016

The 2016 awards - in a departure from tradition - were held in the Wetherspoons Postern Gate.

2017

The 2017 awards saw a return to the traditional upstairs of Evil Eye

Sources