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(New page: Many of the descriptions contain a lot of in-jokes from the station team of the period, which I've tried to annotate and explain here. ---- 0600 YSTV Breakfast *Start your day with new...)
 
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*The daily discussion show featuring chavs, fatties, inbreds and the lie detector.
*The daily discussion show featuring chavs, fatties, inbreds and the lie detector.
These were all [[Kate Rushworth]]'s favorite topics from the Shit TV section of [[Small Screen]]
These were all [[Kate Rushworth]]'s favorite topics from the Shit TV section of [[Small Screen]]


1030  
1030  
Bargain Hunt:  
Bargain Hunt:  
*Drew trawls eBay to see if there's anything worth snapping up.  
*Drew trawls eBay to see if there's anything worth snapping up.  
Inspired by [[Drew Perry]]'s exercise in selling a broken football goal frame as "Modern Art" on ebay.


1100  
1100  
Flog It!  
Flog It!  
*Richard leaves a load of stuff in the doorway because he wants to sell it.  
*Richard leaves a load of stuff in the doorway because he wants to sell it.  
At the time the entrance to the station was dominated by a pile of technical equipment that was deemed to be of no use to the station but good enough to be worth selling. None of it ever got sold, however.


1130  
1130  
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1530 Kat & Ben  
1530 Kat & Ben  
*New version of the flowerpot-based show for the 21st century, where Ben boots Bill out of his pot because he'd like his girlfriend to move in.  
*New version of the flowerpot-based show for the 21st century, where Ben boots Bill out of his pot because he'd like his girlfriend to move in.
At this point [[Kat Sutton]] and [[Ben Tattersall-Smith]] were going out with each other.


1545 Short Change  
1545 Short Change  
*Everyone goes to James asking for some.  
*Everyone goes to James asking for some.
As in [[James Thorniley]], at the time YSTV's treasurer.  


1610 P169/169  
1610 P169/169  
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1635 The Story of Dave Baker  
1635 The Story of Dave Baker  
*Dave rescues computers from computer services, known as the 'dumping ground', and provides frequent animated sections for the show for no particular reason.  
*Dave rescues computers from computer services, known as the 'dumping ground', and provides frequent animated sections for the show for no particular reason.  
[[Dave Baker]] was both [[Computing Officer]] and the creator of [[Learning Curves]].


1700 Blue Peter  
1700 Blue Peter  
*Pete, Sarah and Lucy show you how to make a new look for your own music show.  
*Pete, Sarah and Lucy show you how to make a new look for your own music show.
[[The Music Show]] has at this point had three face lifts and changes of title sequences in as many months


1725 Bulletin  
1725 Bulletin  
*Very short news programme that's hardly worth bothering with.  
*Very short news program that's hardly worth bothering with.
Before it was axed, [[Bulletin (again)|Bulletin]] got shorter and shorter due to a shortage of news.


1735  
1735  
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Bailiffs  
Bailiffs  
*A look at what might happen to URY if SBN's lawyers get their way.  
*A look at what might happen to URY if SBN's lawyers get their way.  
At the time, URY had just lost it's major financial support from the Student Broadcast Network, which had gone bankrupt


2030  
2030  
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2200  
2200  
100 Greatest Music Show Title Sequences  
100 Greatest Music Show Title Sequences
See the above notes on [[The Music Show]]'s multiple title sequences.


2230  
2230  
Bufton and Hughes Unplanned  
Bufton and Hughes Unplanned  
*A look at the early days of Small Screen.  
*A look at the early days of [[Small Screen]].


2300  
2300  
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0000  
0000  
Bona Dicta: The Bits They Tried To Ban  
Bona Dicta: The Bits They Tried To Ban  
*By popular demand, that Al Power monologue in full.  
*By popular demand, that Al Power monologue in full.
The Al Power monologues were one of the many surreal things that [[Matthew Platts]] introduced into [[Bona Dicta]]


0030  
0030  
Great Phone Calls to YSTV  
Great Phone Calls to YSTV  
*No. 37: "When do you start filming Heartbeat again?"
*No. 37: "When do you start filming Heartbeat again?"
One of the many things that people have rung the station's external number and asked.


0035  
0035  
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0200  
0200  
YSTV Learning Zone: Soldering with Richard  
YSTV Learning Zone: Soldering with Richard
Inspired by the discovery of a program called "[[Soldering with Adrian]]" seen on an archive compilation tape.


0300-0600  
0300-0600  
YSTV News 24  
YSTV News 24  
*24 minutes of news repeated till dawn.
*24 minutes of news repeated till dawn.
At this time ITV News used to show the ITV 10 O'clock news bulletin on repeat all night.
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