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== dop-laptop Service == | == dop-laptop Service == | ||
Computing Director: | Computing Director: `ALL HAIL DOM-LAPTOP` | ||
Followers: | |||
Computing Director: | Followers: `hail=TRUE` | ||
Followers: | |||
Computing Director: | Computing Director: `MCR be with you` | ||
Followers: `And with you` | |||
Computing Director: `Our Lord, dom-laptop, hear our voice` | |||
Followers: 'Mumble has crashed' | Followers: 'Mumble has crashed' | ||
The Computing Director ceremonially fixes Mumble | The Computing Director ceremonially fixes Mumble. | ||
Computing Director: | Computing Director: `dom-laptop, can you hear us` | ||
silence | silence | ||
Computing Director: | Computing Director: `dom-laptop looks down apon-us` | ||
Computing Director: | |||
Followers: | Computing Director: `please dom-laptop, have mercy on us. Forward us to the website` | ||
Followers: `We are live` | |||
Computing Director: 'dom-laptop has forgiven us, hallelujah!' | Computing Director: 'dom-laptop has forgiven us, hallelujah!' | ||