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Dome Whole, 5 times Muay Thai world champion, is coming for you. You might think you can outrun him, outsmart him. | Dome Whole, 5 times Muay Thai world champion, is coming for you. You might think you can outrun him, outsmart him. Heh keep dreaming. My boy Dome is a gazelle. He can outpace an F-100 and see 50 moves ahead of your own mind. He's a veteran, and not afraid to let you know. World War 1. Heard of it? That's right it was him, and you're not nearly scared enough. | ||
= Appearance = | = Appearance = | ||
Now Dome hasn't been seen on camera since the 12th century but make no mistake he makes quite a presence. You might not see him right away ( | Now Dome hasn't been seen on camera since the 12th century but make no mistake he makes quite a presence. You might not see him right away (read "F-100") but there are certainly things to look out for. Stay safe out there. | ||
== Pit Bulls == | == Pit Bulls == | ||
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* He can deadlift 400kg without breaking a sweat, on a bad day, hungover (note: '''he does not drink alcohol''') | * He can deadlift 400kg without breaking a sweat, on a bad day, hungover (note: '''he does not drink alcohol''') | ||
* He's a vegetarian because "meat is murder" | * He's a vegetarian because "meat is murder" | ||
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