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| positions = Deputy Technical Director
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| current location = The YSTV Studio. Definitely.
| current location = The YSTV Studio. Definitely.
| degrees = BEng Electronic Engineering with Music Technology Systems
| degrees = MEng Electronic Engineering with Music Technology Systems
}}
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=About=
=About=
Ben Allen, can often found in the studio in the early hours of the morning, screaming at technology, and is a prime example of a dedicated YSTV member. He is an all round lovely guy and is almost constantly busy and tired.  
Ben (npm install *) Allen, can often found in the studio in the early hours of the morning, screaming at technology, and is a prime example of a dedicated YSTV member. He is an all round lovely guy and is almost constantly busy and tired.  


Joining as a fresher during the Give It A Go event in October 2019, Ben almost immediately became heavily involved in YSTV with his first event being a week or two later when YSTV hosted the 2019 NASTA People's choice awards. Acting as technical assistant to [[Technical Director]] [[Andrew Waddle]] during the setup and operation of the show. Having since worked on numerous live and recorded projects, Ben has worked within a variety of technical and operational roles; generally acting as technical and computing assistant to [[Andrew Waddle]] and [[Rhys Milling]] on live shows or working like a bugger with VFX. Not to mention his round the clock commitment to technical [[fuckary]].  
Joining as a fresher during the Give It A Go event in October 2019, Ben almost immediately became heavily involved in YSTV with his first event being a week or two later when YSTV hosted the 2019 NASTA People's choice awards. Acting as technical assistant to [[Technical Director]] [[Andrew Waddle]] during the setup and operation of the show. Having since worked on numerous live and recorded projects, Ben has worked within a variety of technical and operational roles; generally acting as technical and computing assistant to [[Andrew Waddle]] and [[Rhys Milling]] on live shows or working like a bugger with VFX. Not to mention his round the clock commitment to technical [[fuckary]].  
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* [[Marty]] Ben's software video switching project which acts as either a 3rd OB unit or a replacement for other server failures.
* [[Marty]] Ben's software video switching project which acts as either a 3rd OB unit or a replacement for other server failures.
* [[Election Results Night 2020]]
* [[Election Results Night 2020]]
Has a dark and mysterious alternate life (that must never be spoken of) at University Radio York including the positions:
*Assistant Head of Computing (2019-20)
*Station Manager of URY (2020-21)
*Assistant Head of Audio Resources (2021)
*Chief Engineer (2021-22)


=Trivia=
=Trivia=
*Can be calmed down with a snickers bar.
*Can be calmed down with a Snickers bar.
*His favourite film is Sharknado, which he once called 'a cinematic masterpiece with an almost ethereal quality'.
*His favourite film is Sharknado, which he once called 'a cinematic masterpiece with an almost ethereal quality'.
*Snack of choice probably a Pot noodle or dominos
*Snack of choice probably a Dominos pizza.
*When in power-saving mode will only diet on breadsticks.
*Treasurer of MemeSoc (no, really)
**Though whether it was valid is debatable given he never paid membership
*100% fail-rate on setting up a dual boot first time.
*100% success-rate for eduroam setup.


=Productions=
=Productions/Projects=
'''YEAR 1'''
==Productions/Design==
'''YEAR 1 (2019-20)'''
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 100%;"
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 100%;"
| scope="col" | #
| scope="col" | #
! scope="col" | Show
! scope="col" | Show
! scope="col" | Position
! scope="col" | Position
! scope="col" | Notes
! scope="col" | Notes (Personal and Technical)
|-
|-
| scope="row"|  
| scope="row"|  
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| [[YSTV Give It a Go 2019]]
| [[YSTV Give It a Go 2019]]
| Tech Intern
| Tech Intern
|  
| Walked in, knew how an X32 worked, was told to patch XLR by [[Andrew Waddle | Andrew]], never looked back.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 2
| scope="row"| 2
| [[PCAs 2019 Intro]]
| [[PCAs 2019 Intro]]
| Camera Operator & Actor
| Camera Operator & Actor
|  
| First on-camera credit. Makes a cameo doing sound and looking confused, unfortunately has been stuck with the same expression since.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 3
| scope="row"| 3
| [[PCAs 2019]]
| [[PCAs 2019]]
| Camera Operator & Technician
| Camera Operator & Technician
|  
| First role on an actual live YSTV show.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 4
| scope="row"| 4
| [[Bob Ross Livestream]]
| [[Bob Ross Livestream]]
| Sound & Livestream Technician
| Sound & Livestream Technician
|  
| Spent most of the time laughing. First time running computers for a live-stream solo.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 5
| scope="row"| 5
| [[RAG Absailing]]
| [[RAG Absailing]]
| Editor
| Editor
|  
| First editing job for YSTV.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 6
| scope="row"| 6
| [[The Review Club - Wine Tasting]]
| [[The Review Club - Wine Tasting]]
| Camera Operator
| Camera Operator
|  
| Drafted in last minute. Pointed a camera and laughed a lot.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 7
| scope="row"| 7
| [[Boozy Broadcasts: Drunk Werewolves]]
| [[Boozy Broadcasts: Drunk Werewolves]]
| Director, Vision Mixer & Livestream Technician
| Director, Vision Mixer & Livestream Technician
|  
| Spent most of the time laughing. First time vision mixing.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 8
| scope="row"| 8
| [[YSTV Sport: Volleyball Autumn 2019]]
| [[YSTV Sport: Volleyball Autumn 2019]]
| Director & Livestream Technician
| Director & Livestream Technician
|  
| Turns out the internet sucks in the sports centre so was done "as live" as no connection could be found. Spent all of the setup time trying to sort out the new live graphics he'd just got working. Didn't realise he had a remote JQuery dependency and no internet. Cursed the internet and did some running. Eventually, the graphics were working and the majority of the game was recorded with some admittedly out of breath directing.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 9
| scope="row"| 9
| [[Boxing Fight Night Live 2019]]
| [[Boxing Fight Night Live 2019]]
| Graphics Programmer
| Graphics Programmer
|  
| Realised from Volleyball that roughly thrown together Visual Basic, no modularity and constant rewriting didn't make for a good graphics client. Had a better idea, got Marks Polakovs to kindly teach him React over one VERY long night. Rewrote the previous client in React. Came up with initial planning for the Ghostbuster Graphics system. The new Electron-based client ended up being named Luigi's Mansion 2 which was deployed successfully after 20 minutes of testing as Ben could not attend the event. After someone decided to play the maracas with the one validated OB unit, so was then phoned by Rhys and required to rush home in the car and remotely setup the other OB unit while Rhys was fixing the initial one. The backup unit was not needed in the end.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 10
| scope="row"| 10
| [[YSTV does Hunted - Episode 2]]
| [[Hunted - Episode 2]]
| Title Sequence Graphics
| Title Sequence Graphics
|  
| With additional shots from [[Andrew Waddle | Andrew]] and [[Thomas Schubert | Tom]], the title sequence was VFX heavy and slowly constructed (barely in time for NaSTA). Ben's work can be seen in the footstep shots and some of the HUD elements as well as the title shot (foot graciously provided by [[Louis Dickson]]) which was the final shot completed. Also the first time Ben had motion-tracked anything and it hadn't sucked, so that was nice!
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 11
| scope="row"| 11
| [[York's Got Talent 2019]]
| [[York's Got Talent 2019]]
| Director & Technician
| Director & Technician
|  
| Ben needed to learn that we owned a decimator, that would've made things so much smoother/less awful.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 12
| scope="row"| 12
| [[Please Sir, There's Been a Murder]]
| [[Please Sir, There's Been a Murder]]
| Sound Operator, Livestream Technician
| Sound Operator, Livestream Technician
|  
| Learned the value of sleep, stared at clocks for hours testing latency, started to strongly dislike the Facebook live-streaming platform. The broadcast stream ended up being a bit unstable due to a sleep-deprived misconfiguration error causing our transcodes to start crying. 'Solved' at the time by [[Andrew Waddle | Andrew]] monitoring stream health and Ben appropriately spamming ssh commands with forehead while sound mixing.
|-
|-
| scope="row"|  
| scope="row"|  
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| [[Election Results Night 2020|60 Second Manifestos 2020]]
| [[Election Results Night 2020|60 Second Manifestos 2020]]
| Director, Camera Operator, Editor & Graphics
| Director, Camera Operator, Editor & Graphics
|  
| [[Cal Cooke | Cal]] and [[Thomas Schubert | Tom]] assisted with shooting the 30 candidates with lighting expertise from [[Andrew Waddle | Andrew]]. After Effects used for animating the YUSU assets. Used DaVinci Resolve and Nvenc for fast chroma-keying and exports with Edit 3's GPU being fully leveraged, along with some bodging to refine the graphics to never need to be re-rendered from the original comp speeding the process up greatly (averaging 5 minutes editing per video with 1 minute final renders). Had fun shouting at EncodeSrv as it would misidentify the file's resolution when uploading to the website and transcoding. Ended up throwing files through Adobe Media Encoder as an easy fix. A fake manifesto from Ben may exist somewhere for pipeline testing purposes, this cannot be confirmed.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 14
| scope="row"| 14
| [[Election Results Night 2020|Debate Night 2020]]
| [[Election Results Night 2020|Debate Night 2020]]
| Technician
| Technician
|  
| Didn't intend to do this, wanted to not do at least one election event. Ended up helping set up and assisted with tech for the start of the stream anyway.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 15
| scope="row"| 15
| [[YUSU Election Results Night 2020 Intro]]
| [[YUSU Election Results Night 2020 Intro]]
| Director & Camera Operator
| Director & Camera Operator
|  
| Spent a night running around with [[Olivia Gibbs]], Numi Gildert and Alex West battling bad weather ruining plans and his own inability to balance a gimbal well enough on no battery. Ate Greggs. Shot most of it handheld (not ideal running with no IBIS). Spend an evening making a hash out of the edit. Considered doing half of it live on the night. Saved by Olivia salvaging most of the footage into a good edit which was then tweaked some more into the final product.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 16
| scope="row"| 16
| [[Election Results Night 2020|YUSU Election Results Night 2020]]
| [[Election Results Night 2020|YUSU Election Results Night 2020]]
| Director
| Director
|  
| Directed first major YSTV production having not slept since the day before. Instead, spent the night before the show secretly making the graphics assets with the embargoed names and finishing off the stingers and lower-thirds. Spent that day regretting it. Actual stream was mostly successful and uneventful although all YSTV power did die beforehand as not enough sockets were present at the venue and multiple 1k lights were a step too far. Also, OB1 started being electric shock-y so that was quickly decommissioned and replaced with [[Marty]]. Stream was followed by a full club night at Courtyard. That was followed by sleep, lots of it.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 17
| scope="row"| 17
| [[MMA Fight Night]]
| [[MMA Fight Night]]
| Graphics Programming
| Graphics Programming
|  
| Second fighting based live-stream he couldn't attend; wasn't happy about that.
|-
|-
| scope="row"| 18
| scope="row"| 18
| [[Ben Goes to Kuda- livestream]]
| [[Ben Goes to Kuda- livestream]]
| Director & Producer
| Director & Producer
| Missed a bus into town, got bored, started streaming to the YSTV website from Ben's phone with some basic graphics. Continued the stream intermittently through the night, much confusion occurred from the members still in Courtyard.
|-
| scope="row"|
| '''Summer Term (The year of 'rona)'''
|
|
|-
| scope="row"| 19
| [[Quarantine Weekly]]
| Executive Producer
| Despite not having time to work on the actual show, the concept format was the result of an SNL-style hosted variety show pitch from Ben combined with a happy news, game show and campus/member-focused show idea from the wonderful [[Stephanie Shires]] who went on to brilliantly produce the whole series as Ben ended up too busy doing radio stuff.
|-
| scope="row"| 20
| YSTV Rebranding 2020
| Co-designer
| Finished adapting designs by [[Edwin Barnes]] with [[Joe Radford]] and [[Rhys Milling]] to create a complete branding package for all of YSTV's productions.
|}
'''YEAR 2 (2020-21)'''
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 100%;"
| scope="col" | #
! scope="col" | Show
! scope="col" | Position
! scope="col" | Notes (Personal and Technical)
|-
| scope="row"|
| '''Autumn Term'''
|
|-
| scope="row"| 1
| Forest Review Livestream
| Director & Producer
| Much the same kind of stupidity as the Kuda one, but in the Forest during a freshers intro meeting. Why? Good question.
|-
| scope="row"| 2
| Freshers Stream 2020
| Motion Graphics Designer
|
|-
| scope="row"| 3
| [[Oranges and Lemons|Oranges & Lemons Episode 1 - Morphsuit Man Pumpkin Carving]]
| Narrator, Editor & Graphics
|
|-
| scope="row"| 4
| University Challenge Team Selection Finals
| Graphic Design
|
|-
| scope="row"|
| '''Spring Term'''
|
|
|-
| scope="row"| 5
| YSTV E-Sports Rocket League
| Participant
|
|-
| scope="row"| 6
| [[Elections 2021|60 Second Manifestos]]
| Graphics/Thumbnails
| YSTV’s first use of Remotion framework to automatically generate all thumbnails based off json data and render React webpages as images.
|-
| scope="row"| 7
| [[Elections 2021|Debate Night]]
| Technical Assistant
|
|-
| scope="row"| 8
| YSTV Arts and Crafts
| Logo Design
|
|-
| scope="row"| 9
| [[Elections 2021|Election Results Night 2021]]
| Director, Vision Mixer, Graphics & Technical Assistant
| YSTV’s first use of SRT in production for the host’s video feed.
|-
| scope="row"|
| '''Summer Term'''
|
|
|-
| scope="row"| 10
| [[Roses 2021]]
| Production Architecture Lead & Graphics Lead
|  
|  
|-
|-
|}
|}
==Technical==
(This needs to be sorted as complete vs work in progress)
*Ghostbuster
*site-2020
*streaming pipeline
*pushing for vmix
*marty
*Atem Tally lights
*edit3
*cobra
*boa
*asp
*DAPIA
*roses graphics trials
*unreal engine graphics
*Vmix adoption
*edit1&2 rebuilds


=Technical Shenanigans=
=Technical Shenanigans=
* Notable for the discovery of the [[Holy Bodgeble]] in a field one day and has been hard at work translating the contents since
* Notable for the discovery of the [[Holy Bodgeble]] in a field one day and has been hard at work translating the contents since
* Dismantled an ATEM and poked a fan once (to [[Andrew Waddle|Andrew's]] dismay) and then wrote [[The night of the rattly atem|a poem]] about it out of boredom
* Dismantled an ATEM to poke a fan once (much to [[Andrew Waddle|Andrew's]] dismay) and then wrote [[The night of the rattly atem|a poem]] about it out of boredom
[[File:working Ben.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Ben and [[Andrew Waddle|Andrew]] [[The night of the rattly atem]]]]
[[File:working Ben.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Ben and [[Andrew Waddle|Andrew]] [[The night of the rattly atem]]]]

Latest revision as of 19:41, 23 July 2024

Ben Allen
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Years Active 2019 – Present
Positions Held
Current LocationThe YSTV Studio. Definitely.
DegreesMEng Electronic Engineering with Music Technology Systems


About

Ben (npm install *) Allen, can often found in the studio in the early hours of the morning, screaming at technology, and is a prime example of a dedicated YSTV member. He is an all round lovely guy and is almost constantly busy and tired.

Joining as a fresher during the Give It A Go event in October 2019, Ben almost immediately became heavily involved in YSTV with his first event being a week or two later when YSTV hosted the 2019 NASTA People's choice awards. Acting as technical assistant to Technical Director Andrew Waddle during the setup and operation of the show. Having since worked on numerous live and recorded projects, Ben has worked within a variety of technical and operational roles; generally acting as technical and computing assistant to Andrew Waddle and Rhys Milling on live shows or working like a bugger with VFX. Not to mention his round the clock commitment to technical fuckary.

See also;

Has a dark and mysterious alternate life (that must never be spoken of) at University Radio York including the positions:

  • Assistant Head of Computing (2019-20)
  • Station Manager of URY (2020-21)
  • Assistant Head of Audio Resources (2021)
  • Chief Engineer (2021-22)

Trivia

  • Can be calmed down with a Snickers bar.
  • His favourite film is Sharknado, which he once called 'a cinematic masterpiece with an almost ethereal quality'.
  • Snack of choice probably a Dominos pizza.
  • When in power-saving mode will only diet on breadsticks.
  • Treasurer of MemeSoc (no, really)
    • Though whether it was valid is debatable given he never paid membership
  • 100% fail-rate on setting up a dual boot first time.
  • 100% success-rate for eduroam setup.

Productions/Projects

Productions/Design

YEAR 1 (2019-20)

# Show Position Notes (Personal and Technical)
Autumn Term
1 YSTV Give It a Go 2019 Tech Intern Walked in, knew how an X32 worked, was told to patch XLR by Andrew, never looked back.
2 PCAs 2019 Intro Camera Operator & Actor First on-camera credit. Makes a cameo doing sound and looking confused, unfortunately has been stuck with the same expression since.
3 PCAs 2019 Camera Operator & Technician First role on an actual live YSTV show.
4 Bob Ross Livestream Sound & Livestream Technician Spent most of the time laughing. First time running computers for a live-stream solo.
5 RAG Absailing Editor First editing job for YSTV.
6 The Review Club - Wine Tasting Camera Operator Drafted in last minute. Pointed a camera and laughed a lot.
7 Boozy Broadcasts: Drunk Werewolves Director, Vision Mixer & Livestream Technician Spent most of the time laughing. First time vision mixing.
8 YSTV Sport: Volleyball Autumn 2019 Director & Livestream Technician Turns out the internet sucks in the sports centre so was done "as live" as no connection could be found. Spent all of the setup time trying to sort out the new live graphics he'd just got working. Didn't realise he had a remote JQuery dependency and no internet. Cursed the internet and did some running. Eventually, the graphics were working and the majority of the game was recorded with some admittedly out of breath directing.
9 Boxing Fight Night Live 2019 Graphics Programmer Realised from Volleyball that roughly thrown together Visual Basic, no modularity and constant rewriting didn't make for a good graphics client. Had a better idea, got Marks Polakovs to kindly teach him React over one VERY long night. Rewrote the previous client in React. Came up with initial planning for the Ghostbuster Graphics system. The new Electron-based client ended up being named Luigi's Mansion 2 which was deployed successfully after 20 minutes of testing as Ben could not attend the event. After someone decided to play the maracas with the one validated OB unit, so was then phoned by Rhys and required to rush home in the car and remotely setup the other OB unit while Rhys was fixing the initial one. The backup unit was not needed in the end.
10 Hunted - Episode 2 Title Sequence Graphics With additional shots from Andrew and Tom, the title sequence was VFX heavy and slowly constructed (barely in time for NaSTA). Ben's work can be seen in the footstep shots and some of the HUD elements as well as the title shot (foot graciously provided by Louis Dickson) which was the final shot completed. Also the first time Ben had motion-tracked anything and it hadn't sucked, so that was nice!
11 York's Got Talent 2019 Director & Technician Ben needed to learn that we owned a decimator, that would've made things so much smoother/less awful.
12 Please Sir, There's Been a Murder Sound Operator, Livestream Technician Learned the value of sleep, stared at clocks for hours testing latency, started to strongly dislike the Facebook live-streaming platform. The broadcast stream ended up being a bit unstable due to a sleep-deprived misconfiguration error causing our transcodes to start crying. 'Solved' at the time by Andrew monitoring stream health and Ben appropriately spamming ssh commands with forehead while sound mixing.
Spring Term
13 60 Second Manifestos 2020 Director, Camera Operator, Editor & Graphics Cal and Tom assisted with shooting the 30 candidates with lighting expertise from Andrew. After Effects used for animating the YUSU assets. Used DaVinci Resolve and Nvenc for fast chroma-keying and exports with Edit 3's GPU being fully leveraged, along with some bodging to refine the graphics to never need to be re-rendered from the original comp speeding the process up greatly (averaging 5 minutes editing per video with 1 minute final renders). Had fun shouting at EncodeSrv as it would misidentify the file's resolution when uploading to the website and transcoding. Ended up throwing files through Adobe Media Encoder as an easy fix. A fake manifesto from Ben may exist somewhere for pipeline testing purposes, this cannot be confirmed.
14 Debate Night 2020 Technician Didn't intend to do this, wanted to not do at least one election event. Ended up helping set up and assisted with tech for the start of the stream anyway.
15 YUSU Election Results Night 2020 Intro Director & Camera Operator Spent a night running around with Olivia Gibbs, Numi Gildert and Alex West battling bad weather ruining plans and his own inability to balance a gimbal well enough on no battery. Ate Greggs. Shot most of it handheld (not ideal running with no IBIS). Spend an evening making a hash out of the edit. Considered doing half of it live on the night. Saved by Olivia salvaging most of the footage into a good edit which was then tweaked some more into the final product.
16 YUSU Election Results Night 2020 Director Directed first major YSTV production having not slept since the day before. Instead, spent the night before the show secretly making the graphics assets with the embargoed names and finishing off the stingers and lower-thirds. Spent that day regretting it. Actual stream was mostly successful and uneventful although all YSTV power did die beforehand as not enough sockets were present at the venue and multiple 1k lights were a step too far. Also, OB1 started being electric shock-y so that was quickly decommissioned and replaced with Marty. Stream was followed by a full club night at Courtyard. That was followed by sleep, lots of it.
17 MMA Fight Night Graphics Programming Second fighting based live-stream he couldn't attend; wasn't happy about that.
18 Ben Goes to Kuda- livestream Director & Producer Missed a bus into town, got bored, started streaming to the YSTV website from Ben's phone with some basic graphics. Continued the stream intermittently through the night, much confusion occurred from the members still in Courtyard.
Summer Term (The year of 'rona)
19 Quarantine Weekly Executive Producer Despite not having time to work on the actual show, the concept format was the result of an SNL-style hosted variety show pitch from Ben combined with a happy news, game show and campus/member-focused show idea from the wonderful Stephanie Shires who went on to brilliantly produce the whole series as Ben ended up too busy doing radio stuff.
20 YSTV Rebranding 2020 Co-designer Finished adapting designs by Edwin Barnes with Joe Radford and Rhys Milling to create a complete branding package for all of YSTV's productions.

YEAR 2 (2020-21)

# Show Position Notes (Personal and Technical)
Autumn Term
1 Forest Review Livestream Director & Producer Much the same kind of stupidity as the Kuda one, but in the Forest during a freshers intro meeting. Why? Good question.
2 Freshers Stream 2020 Motion Graphics Designer
3 Oranges & Lemons Episode 1 - Morphsuit Man Pumpkin Carving Narrator, Editor & Graphics
4 University Challenge Team Selection Finals Graphic Design
Spring Term
5 YSTV E-Sports Rocket League Participant
6 60 Second Manifestos Graphics/Thumbnails YSTV’s first use of Remotion framework to automatically generate all thumbnails based off json data and render React webpages as images.
7 Debate Night Technical Assistant
8 YSTV Arts and Crafts Logo Design
9 Election Results Night 2021 Director, Vision Mixer, Graphics & Technical Assistant YSTV’s first use of SRT in production for the host’s video feed.
Summer Term
10 Roses 2021 Production Architecture Lead & Graphics Lead

Technical

(This needs to be sorted as complete vs work in progress)

  • Ghostbuster
  • site-2020
  • streaming pipeline
  • pushing for vmix
  • marty
  • Atem Tally lights
  • edit3
  • cobra
  • boa
  • asp
  • DAPIA
  • roses graphics trials
  • unreal engine graphics
  • Vmix adoption
  • edit1&2 rebuilds

Technical Shenanigans

  • Notable for the discovery of the Holy Bodgeble in a field one day and has been hard at work translating the contents since
  • Dismantled an ATEM to poke a fan once (much to Andrew's dismay) and then wrote a poem about it out of boredom