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== dop-laptop Service ==
== dop-laptop Service ==
Computing Director: 'ALL HAIL DOM-LAPTOP'
Computing Director: `ALL HAIL DOM-LAPTOP`
Followers: 'hail=TRUE'
 
Computing Director: 'MCR be with you'
Followers: `hail=TRUE`
Followers: 'And with you'
 
Computing Director: 'Our Lord, dom-laptop, hear our voice'
Computing Director: `MCR be with you`
 
Followers: `And with you`
 
Computing Director: `Our Lord, dom-laptop, hear our voice`
 
Followers: 'Mumble has crashed'
Followers: 'Mumble has crashed'


The Computing Director ceremonially fixes Mumble
The Computing Director ceremonially fixes Mumble.


Computing Director: 'dom-laptop, can you hear us'
Computing Director: `dom-laptop, can you hear us`


silence
silence


Computing Director: 'dom-laptop looks down apon-us'
Computing Director: `dom-laptop looks down apon-us`
Computing Director: 'please dom-laptop, have mercy on us. Forward us to the website'
 
Followers: 'We are live'
Computing Director: `please dom-laptop, have mercy on us. Forward us to the website`
 
Followers: `We are live`
Computing Director: 'dom-laptop has forgiven us, hallelujah!'
Computing Director: 'dom-laptop has forgiven us, hallelujah!'