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After a youth spent thigh modeling in Las Vegas, and three weeks in prison for prostitution, Mark decided that it was time to fulfill his destiny, so he set out in search of a mentor capable of teaching him the skills he needed to repel the mole people so he could return to his own time. | After a youth spent thigh modeling in Las Vegas, and three weeks in prison for prostitution, Mark decided that it was time to fulfill his destiny, so he set out in search of a mentor capable of teaching him the skills he needed to repel the mole people so he could return to his own time. | ||
However, once reaching Japan, Mark became addicted to meth and died. | However, once reaching Japan, Mark became addicted to meth and died. Twice. | ||
He now produces and presents the comedy panel show Your Answer's Rubbish on YSTV as well as practising brain surgery on the homeless. | He now produces and presents the comedy panel show Your Answer's Rubbish on YSTV as well as practising brain surgery on the homeless. | ||
Revision as of 19:06, 29 October 2009
Mark Friend was born on the Moon colony of Zeta Prime on the 22nd of December of the year 2987, the unfortunate year when the Moon was invaded by the mole people. Zeta Prime's brightest scientific minds constructed a time machine and sent the newborn Mark backwards through time 1,000 years, as the last best hope of salvation.
After a youth spent thigh modeling in Las Vegas, and three weeks in prison for prostitution, Mark decided that it was time to fulfill his destiny, so he set out in search of a mentor capable of teaching him the skills he needed to repel the mole people so he could return to his own time.
However, once reaching Japan, Mark became addicted to meth and died. Twice.
He now produces and presents the comedy panel show Your Answer's Rubbish on YSTV as well as practising brain surgery on the homeless.