Spoof YSTV listings explained - Revision history

Connor.sanders at 12:53, 24 July 2021

2021-07-24T12:53:25Z

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	*24 minutes of news repeated till dawn.		*24 minutes of news repeated till dawn.
	At this time ITV News used to show the ITV 10 O'clock news bulletin on repeat all night.		At this time ITV News used to show the ITV 10 O'clock news bulletin on repeat all night.

			[[Category:Other History]]

Jonathan: Breakfast ref

2007-05-04T13:47:09Z

Breakfast ref

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	YSTV Breakfast		YSTV Breakfast
	*Start your day with news, sport, travel and weather. With James Murnaghan and Kat Kaplinsky.		*Start your day with news, sport, travel and weather. With James Murnaghan and Kat Kaplinsky.
			Referring to the slick presenting combination of [[James Gallagher]] and [[Kat Sutton]] who had opened [[Elections 2005]].

	0925 Kate		0925 Kate

Jonathan at 21:06, 25 April 2007

2007-04-25T21:06:41Z

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	The Best of Off The Cuff		The Best of Off The Cuff
	YSTV's biggest flop of the period, which had few highlights.		*YSTV's biggest flop of the period, which had few highlights.

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Jonathan at 21:06, 25 April 2007

2007-04-25T21:06:05Z

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	Judge Judy		Judge Judy
	*Today: should Sarah be allowed to date outside of YSTV?		*Today: should Sarah be allowed to date outside of YSTV?
	There were about five YSTV relationships happening at this point, so Sarah's decision to date outside YSTV was quite a controversial one!		There were about five YSTV relationships happening at this point, so Sarah's decision to date outside YSTV was quite a controversial one! (she later solved this problem by bringing Rick into YSTV)

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	The Best of Off The Cuff		The Best of Off The Cuff
	~~It wasn~~'~~t very good..~~.		YSTV's biggest flop of the period, which had few highlights.

	1530		1530

Jonathan: Few more explanations (thanks for making us feel old with this page Richard!)

2007-04-25T21:04:00Z

Few more explanations (thanks for making us feel old with this page Richard!)

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	The Daily Politics		The Daily Politics
	*Like Bona Dicta, but every day. Fun.		*Like Bona Dicta, but every day. Fun.
			The [[Matthew Platts]] era Bona Dicta was often poorly crewed.

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	Still of Greg Dyke With The Caption 'He Likes YSTV'		Still of Greg Dyke With The Caption 'He Likes YSTV'
	*Because we can.		*Because we can.
			Greg Dyke gave YSTV two interviews in 2004-5.

	1400		1400
	Ozzy Atton: A Celebration		Ozzy Atton: A Celebration
	*Clips from Elections 2003,4 and 5; Bona Dicta; YSTV Week and Battle of the Bands. No particular reason, though, just to celebrate the man.		*Clips from Elections 2003,4 and 5; Bona Dicta; YSTV Week and Battle of the Bands. No particular reason, though, just to celebrate the man.
			At the time there was a campus-wide gag on reporting the impending trial of Mr Atton.

	1529		1529
	The Best of Off The Cuff		The Best of Off The Cuff
			It wasn't very good...

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	Neighbours		Neighbours
	*Day-to-day quarrels and romance between YSTV and Ents.		*Day-to-day quarrels and romance between YSTV and Ents.
			YSTV and Ents lived next door to each other (and still do).

	1800		1800
	[[The Simpsons]]		[[The Simpsons]]
	*Because we've always shown it so we better carry on showing it.		*Because we've always shown it so we better carry on showing it.
			In 2003 there was a minor internal controversy when [[The Simpsons]] was dropped from the YSTV schedules, as although a popular show it had become a bit of a campus joke that "all YSTV ever shows is [[The Simpsons]]". A compromise was reached where it would be shown once a week, instead of every day.

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	GoodrickeEnders		GoodrickeEnders
	*There's shock in the college when the vending machine is out of Diet Coke Lemon, and the JCRC return big telly on time. Meanwhile C block residents attempt to construct doors to complement the frames already in place.		*There's shock in the college when the vending machine is out of Diet Coke Lemon, and the JCRC return big telly on time. Meanwhile C block residents attempt to construct doors to complement the frames already in place.
			Goodricke JCRC often borrowed [[Big Telly]] for karaoke (for free) and would not return for days afterwards. When putting up posters around campus one Freshers' Week, YSTV members found a signs in C block promising that their kitchen furniture would be delivered soon...in week 2.

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	Meet the Ancestors		Meet the Ancestors
	*1/6: Michael Prior-Jones		*1/6: Michael Prior-Jones
			Michael had left two years earlier and had become something of a legend in YSTV.

	2100		2100
	Flinders: A Warning From History		Flinders: A Warning From History
	*Landmark documentary series about one of the greatest threats to face YSTV. Followed by Desperate Directors.		*Landmark documentary series about one of the greatest threats to face YSTV. Followed by Desperate Directors.
			Referring to the leadership hoo-ha of summer 2004

	2200		2200
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	Bufton and Hughes Unplanned		Bufton and Hughes Unplanned
	*A look at the early days of [[Small Screen]].		*A look at the early days of [[Small Screen]].
			[[Small Screen]] was fairly unstructured when it began...

	2300		2300
	Question Time		Question Time
	*Why is the clock sometimes black and white?		*Why is the clock sometimes black and white?
			It still is...
	*Why is the clock always wrong?		*Why is the clock always wrong?
			It had a reputation for being wrong in this period as no-one could be bothered to re-set it.
	*Why do we carry on meeting at YSTV fifteen minutes before the meeting when we all know where we're going?		*Why do we carry on meeting at YSTV fifteen minutes before the meeting when we all know where we're going?
			It started early in the academic year to help new members find their way to the meeting room but even when the meeting room for the term was in Derwent or Langwith, we'd still all go to Goodricke to walk over there together. Madness.
	*Why is there a photo of Joe Pasquale pinned to the wall by the monitor rack?		*Why is there a photo of Joe Pasquale pinned to the wall by the monitor rack?
			I still don't know!
	*Where did those holes in the floor come from?		*Where did those holes in the floor come from?
			Ditto!
	*Why not have circuit three before one and two because it is used more?		*Why not have circuit three before one and two because it is used more?
			I still wonder.
	*Dan Smarg: true or false?		*Dan Smarg: true or false?
			Dan had spent a lot of time using YSTV equipment to make a "film" in summer 2004, before promptly disappearing and giving YSTV no credit when it was finally released.

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	YSTV Learning Zone: Soldering with Richard		YSTV Learning Zone: Soldering with Richard
	Inspired by the discovery of a program called "[[Soldering with Adrian]]" seen on an archive compilation tape.		Inspired by the discovery of a program called "[[Soldering with Adrian]]" seen on an archive compilation tape, and [[Richard Ash]], the [[Technical Director]] of the period.

	0300-0600		0300-0600

Dummy User: Added 'Judge Judy' explaination

2007-04-25T16:05:18Z

Added 'Judge Judy' explaination

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	Judge Judy		Judge Judy
	*Today: should Sarah be allowed to date outside of YSTV?		*Today: should Sarah be allowed to date outside of YSTV?
			There were about five YSTV relationships happening at this point, so Sarah's decision to date outside YSTV was quite a controversial one!

	1300		1300

Dummy User: Changed the 'Kate' show - sorry Richard!

2007-04-23T21:09:17Z

Changed the 'Kate' show - sorry Richard!

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	0925 Kate		0925 Kate
	*The daily discussion show featuring chavs, fatties, inbreds and the lie detector.		*The daily discussion show featuring chavs, fatties, inbreds and the lie detector.
	~~These were all~~ [[Kate Rushworth]]'s ~~favorite topics from the Shit TV section~~ of [[Small Screen]]		This was down to [[Kate Rushworth]]'s love of ITV1's 'Trisha', for which [[Jonathan Bufton]] often showed his disdain for on [[Small Screen]].

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	Flog It!		Flog It!
	*Richard leaves a load of stuff in the doorway because he wants to sell it.		*Richard leaves a load of stuff in the doorway because he wants to sell it.
	At the time the entrance to the station was dominated by a pile of technical equipment that was deemed to be of no use to the station but good enough to be worth selling. None of it ever got sold, however.		At the time (and to this day) the entrance to the station was dominated by a pile of technical equipment that was deemed to be of no use to the station but good enough to be worth selling. None of it ever got sold, however.

	1130		1130

Dummy User: added some explanations

2007-04-23T19:16:06Z

added some explanations

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	*The daily discussion show featuring chavs, fatties, inbreds and the lie detector.		*The daily discussion show featuring chavs, fatties, inbreds and the lie detector.
	These were all [[Kate Rushworth]]'s favorite topics from the Shit TV section of [[Small Screen]]		These were all [[Kate Rushworth]]'s favorite topics from the Shit TV section of [[Small Screen]]


	1030		1030
	Bargain Hunt:		Bargain Hunt:
	*Drew trawls eBay to see if there's anything worth snapping up.		*Drew trawls eBay to see if there's anything worth snapping up.
			Inspired by [[Drew Perry]]'s exercise in selling a broken football goal frame as "Modern Art" on ebay.

	1100		1100
	Flog It!		Flog It!
	*Richard leaves a load of stuff in the doorway because he wants to sell it.		*Richard leaves a load of stuff in the doorway because he wants to sell it.
			At the time the entrance to the station was dominated by a pile of technical equipment that was deemed to be of no use to the station but good enough to be worth selling. None of it ever got sold, however.

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	1530 Kat & Ben		1530 Kat & Ben
	*New version of the flowerpot-based show for the 21st century, where Ben boots Bill out of his pot because he'd like his girlfriend to move in.		*New version of the flowerpot-based show for the 21st century, where Ben boots Bill out of his pot because he'd like his girlfriend to move in.
			At this point [[Kat Sutton]] and [[Ben Tattersall-Smith]] were going out with each other.

	1545 Short Change		1545 Short Change
	*Everyone goes to James asking for some.		*Everyone goes to James asking for some.
			As in [[James Thorniley]], at the time YSTV's treasurer.

	1610 P169/169		1610 P169/169
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	1635 The Story of Dave Baker		1635 The Story of Dave Baker
	*Dave rescues computers from computer services, known as the 'dumping ground', and provides frequent animated sections for the show for no particular reason.		*Dave rescues computers from computer services, known as the 'dumping ground', and provides frequent animated sections for the show for no particular reason.
			[[Dave Baker]] was both [[Computing Officer]] and the creator of [[Learning Curves]].

	1700 Blue Peter		1700 Blue Peter
	*Pete, Sarah and Lucy show you how to make a new look for your own music show.		*Pete, Sarah and Lucy show you how to make a new look for your own music show.
			[[The Music Show]] has at this point had three face lifts and changes of title sequences in as many months

	1725 Bulletin		1725 Bulletin
	*Very short news ~~programme~~ that's hardly worth bothering with.		*Very short news program that's hardly worth bothering with.
			Before it was axed, [[Bulletin (again)\|Bulletin]] got shorter and shorter due to a shortage of news.

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	Bailiffs		Bailiffs
	*A look at what might happen to URY if SBN's lawyers get their way.		*A look at what might happen to URY if SBN's lawyers get their way.
			At the time, URY had just lost it's major financial support from the Student Broadcast Network, which had gone bankrupt

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	2200		2200
	100 Greatest Music Show Title Sequences		100 Greatest Music Show Title Sequences
			See the above notes on [[The Music Show]]'s multiple title sequences.

	2230		2230
	Bufton and Hughes Unplanned		Bufton and Hughes Unplanned
	*A look at the early days of Small Screen.		*A look at the early days of [[Small Screen]].

	2300		2300
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	Bona Dicta: The Bits They Tried To Ban		Bona Dicta: The Bits They Tried To Ban
	*By popular demand, that Al Power monologue in full.		*By popular demand, that Al Power monologue in full.
			The Al Power monologues were one of the many surreal things that [[Matthew Platts]] introduced into [[Bona Dicta]]

	0030		0030
	Great Phone Calls to YSTV		Great Phone Calls to YSTV
	*No. 37: "When do you start filming Heartbeat again?"		*No. 37: "When do you start filming Heartbeat again?"
			One of the many things that people have rung the station's external number and asked.

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	0200		0200
	YSTV Learning Zone: Soldering with Richard		YSTV Learning Zone: Soldering with Richard
			Inspired by the discovery of a program called "[[Soldering with Adrian]]" seen on an archive compilation tape.

	0300-0600		0300-0600
	YSTV News 24		YSTV News 24
	*24 minutes of news repeated till dawn.		*24 minutes of news repeated till dawn.
			At this time ITV News used to show the ITV 10 O'clock news bulletin on repeat all night.

Dummy User: New page: Many of the descriptions contain a lot of in-jokes from the station team of the period, which I've tried to annotate and explain here. ---- 0600 YSTV Breakfast *Start your day with new...

2007-04-23T18:08:50Z

New page: Many of the descriptions contain a lot of in-jokes from the station team of the period, which I've tried to annotate and explain here. ---- 0600 YSTV Breakfast *Start your day with new...

New page

Many of the descriptions contain a lot of in-jokes from the station team of the period, which I've tried to annotate and explain here.

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0600
YSTV Breakfast
*Start your day with news, sport, travel and weather. With James Murnaghan and Kat Kaplinsky.

0925 Kate
*The daily discussion show featuring chavs, fatties, inbreds and the lie detector.
These were all [[Kate Rushworth]]'s favorite topics from the Shit TV section of [[Small Screen]]

1030
Bargain Hunt:
*Drew trawls eBay to see if there's anything worth snapping up.

1100
Flog It!
*Richard leaves a load of stuff in the doorway because he wants to sell it.

1130
The Daily Politics
*Like Bona Dicta, but every day. Fun.

1230
Judge Judy
*Today: should Sarah be allowed to date outside of YSTV?

1300
Still of Greg Dyke With The Caption 'He Likes YSTV'
*Because we can.

1400
Ozzy Atton: A Celebration
*Clips from Elections 2003,4 and 5; Bona Dicta; YSTV Week and Battle of the Bands. No particular reason, though, just to celebrate the man.

1529
The Best of Off The Cuff

1530
CYSTV
*Favourite programmes for younger viewers, including

1530 Kat & Ben
*New version of the flowerpot-based show for the 21st century, where Ben boots Bill out of his pot because he'd like his girlfriend to move in.

1545 Short Change
*Everyone goes to James asking for some.

1610 P169/169
*Confusing vision-control-based version of the Scottish schools show.

1635 The Story of Dave Baker
*Dave rescues computers from computer services, known as the 'dumping ground', and provides frequent animated sections for the show for no particular reason.

1700 Blue Peter
*Pete, Sarah and Lucy show you how to make a new look for your own music show.

1725 Bulletin
*Very short news programme that's hardly worth bothering with.

1735
Neighbours
*Day-to-day quarrels and romance between YSTV and Ents.

1800
[[The Simpsons]]
*Because we've always shown it so we better carry on showing it.

1830
Look North
*Regional news programme covering Alcuin and surrounding areas.

1900
Wildlife on Campus
*Ducks, ducks and more bloody ducks.

1930
GoodrickeEnders
*There's shock in the college when the vending machine is out of Diet Coke Lemon, and the JCRC return big telly on time. Meanwhile C block residents attempt to construct doors to complement the frames already in place.

2000
Bailiffs
*A look at what might happen to URY if SBN's lawyers get their way.

2030
Meet the Ancestors
*1/6: Michael Prior-Jones

2100
Flinders: A Warning From History
*Landmark documentary series about one of the greatest threats to face YSTV. Followed by Desperate Directors.

2200
100 Greatest Music Show Title Sequences

2230
Bufton and Hughes Unplanned
*A look at the early days of Small Screen.

2300
Question Time
*Why is the clock sometimes black and white?
*Why is the clock always wrong?
*Why do we carry on meeting at YSTV fifteen minutes before the meeting when we all know where we're going?
*Why is there a photo of Joe Pasquale pinned to the wall by the monitor rack?
*Where did those holes in the floor come from?
*Why not have circuit three before one and two because it is used more?
*Dan Smarg: true or false?

0000
Bona Dicta: The Bits They Tried To Ban
*By popular demand, that Al Power monologue in full.

0030
Great Phone Calls to YSTV
*No. 37: "When do you start filming Heartbeat again?"

0035
Pages from Inform

0200
YSTV Learning Zone: Soldering with Richard

0300-0600
YSTV News 24
*24 minutes of news repeated till dawn.