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* He can deadlift 400kg without breaking a sweat, on a bad day, hungover (note: '''he does not drink alcohol''')
* He can deadlift 400kg without breaking a sweat, on a bad day, hungover (note: '''he does not drink alcohol''')
* He's a vegetarian because "meat is murder"
* He's a vegetarian because "meat is murder"
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Dome Whole, 5 times Muay Thai world champion, is coming for you. You might think you can outrun him, outsmart him. Haha you wish. My boy Dome is a gazelle. He can outpace an F-100 and think his way out of the universe. He's a veteran, and not afraid to let you know. World War 1. Heard of it? That's right it was him. You're not nearly scared enough.

Appearance

Now Dome hasn't been seen on camera since the 12th century but make no mistake he makes quite a presence. You might not see him right away (see "F-100") but there are certainly things to look out for. Stay safe out there.

Pit Bulls

When he's not punching through drywall and shaking waiting staff down for loose change, he's breeding pit bulls to fight. These beasts can and will eat a grown man alive. They're bulletproof, fireproof and don't take no for an answer (a philosophy Dome himself follows without hesitation). If you find yourself approached by a 5 foot tall, herculean animal, chewing through rebar like a sirloin, run fast and far.

What is known about him

  • He spends 6 hours a day "sungazing" through a telescope, maximizing his visual immune system.
  • He demands immediate service, and you're out of time. He wants it done by last week no excuses.
  • He can deadlift 400kg without breaking a sweat, on a bad day, hungover (note: he does not drink alcohol)
  • He's a vegetarian because "meat is murder"