"A bodge is defined as the cumulative result of a unit of Fuckary. Usually comprising in-part of string, tape, Ben Allen shoddy coding or other-such flimsy material. However, the curse of the mighty bodge is that the breaking point of said bodge is known to no person and thus the destruction, while imminent, is wholly unpredictable - creating even more panic for the poor unfortunates who created it. This has lead many to wonder over the years 'if the bodge is so terrifying in exacting its revenge, would it be better to not bodge at all?' Those people were shortly never heard from again."
- Extract from Psalm 12 of the Holy Bodgeble (King Spanner Edition)